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Our Patriotic apparel is here to help you show what’s important, all while keeping you comfortable. Also it’s always fun to trigger some liberals while you’re doing it, am I right?
You have your choice of our top quality unisex T-Shirts, Long Sleeves, and Hoodies! Check out the sizing chart below if you have questions about fit.
Some possible side effects for wearing this include:
1. Triggering weak minded people
2. Standing for what you believe in regardless of “feelings”
3. Increased Patriotism and support for the greatest country on Earth
Warning: May cause the left to cry when looking at you.
Even more reasons to support our brand:
One of a kind designs:
No one else has our designs. They are exclusive to our shop! We take pride in that.
High Quality:
We only use quality garments to put our designs on. Our designs are long lasting quality prints.
Packaging:
We package everything with care to ensure that it arrives to your doorstep unharmed and safe and sound. Exactly how we would want something delivered to us!
Support a U.S.A. Small business:
We are a small business based out of Pennsylvania. It has always been our dream to do this and provide high quality patriotic apparel like this. We want you to be proud of what you’re wearing, just like we are proud of creating it.
You have your choice of our top quality unisex T-Shirts, Long Sleeves, and Hoodies! Check out the sizing chart below if you have questions about fit.
Some possible side effects for wearing this include:
1. Triggering weak minded people
2. Standing for what you believe in regardless of “feelings”
3. Increased Patriotism and support for the greatest country on Earth
Warning: May cause the left to cry when looking at you.
Even more reasons to support our brand:
One of a kind designs:
No one else has our designs. They are exclusive to our shop! We take pride in that.
High Quality:
We only use quality garments to put our designs on. Our designs are long lasting quality prints.
Packaging:
We package everything with care to ensure that it arrives to your doorstep unharmed and safe and sound. Exactly how we would want something delivered to us!
Support a U.S.A. Small business:
We are a small business based out of Pennsylvania. It has always been our dream to do this and provide high quality patriotic apparel like this. We want you to be proud of what you’re wearing, just like we are proud of creating it.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Chest width (inches) | 20 | 21 | 23 | 25 | 26 ½ |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |